i identify as asexual. i've never had a sexual attraction towards anyone and honestly the entire idea of relationships and that kind of stuff creeps me out. when i get hit on i just end up being a dick because i don't know how to respond to "cute" things without vomiting. i don't drink and i really dislike alcohol, i can smoke you under the table though. i've been riding horses for 14 years and i compete nationally. i've broken more bones then you can count on two hands. i have an abnormally high pain and injury tolerance. it's why i like fist fights. when i get punched my adrenaline pumps so hard it's better then any high. i have a thing for manners. don't talk to me about your boobs or poop or sex or anything else you wouldn't talk to your grandmother about. i'm jewish. i could watch the sopranos all day. i already do for the most part. i think about everything as if it were business. i'm not emotional. the only time i cry is out of frustration. sadness is a waste of time. pretty much how i feel about love as well. i broke a girls nose sophmore year of high school and that's when my high school days ended and real world began. HATE kids. will never ever have one. the idea of a foreign body inside of someone repulses me. if i could find a doctor to take out my uterus i'd do it tomorrow. humans bodies in general creep me out. i feel like an alien i wish i was an alien. not the keanu reeves kind of alien, the signs we're-here-to-fuck-your-shit-up kind of alien. i used to be a psycho crazy pyro kid and lit an abandoned barn on fire when i was 10. my favorite food is pasta marinara and i eat it four or five times a week. my mom and granddad used to own the viper room until johnny depp bought it, painted it black and RUINED it. it was a beautiful old hollywood piano bar before that. all of my family are immigrants. hockey is my favorite sport but i love going to almost any sporting event other than american football. the godfather is my favorite movie. i could recite you the whole trilogy. i have this thing about gangsters. real gangsters. not the bloods and that kind of bullshit. i have such a fear of death. i want to know everything and i want to know what happens, 70 years isn't enough. if i could live forever i would. other than a few classic zombie and vampire movies, i don't like horror or slasher movies. my favorite color is forest green. i don't know how to put on makeup.

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that 70s show